rexuslupin-deactivated20180916 asked:
"Listen, y'all ever ridden a dick, car and boat at the same time? Step up your goddamn game. What fucking necklace?"
there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces
anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure
